...have been greatly exaggerated.
Well... I'm not entirely sure how to go about this, but the first thing I want to say is that I am deeply sorry for disappearing without a word, to both the fans of my captions and my friends from the haven. I won't bore you with the reasons I vanished, save to say that real life attacked on all fronts and I found myself unable to caption for a time. By the time I finally got my head above water again, I found that my inspiration had left me and all the caps I tried to make turned out, quite frankly, to be junk.
Sadly, I can't promise that this will be a “Immediately back to making captions at the same rate as before” return. In fact I can't even promise that I will be fully back for a while yet, as my computer is, as we speak, making a funny whirring noise that can't possibly be good. All I can promise is that, if there are still people out there that enjoy my captions and, for my friends at the haven, desire my return, I will do my utmost to make a full return to the world of tg captions (assuming that my fickle inspiration doesn’t decide to go chasing butterflies again lol).